Ask a Minge

What is the perfect first date? Is it having the right flowers for her? Dinner at the latest 5 star restaurant? Chilling at a bar? Sex at the end?

If you answered yes to any of these, then you should have your head examined. There is no such thing as a perfect first date. By definition the first date is supposed to be when you lay the ground work and really get to know each other. This is supposed to be the point where you size each other up and decide…to pursue or not to pursue.

Sadly, this is usually not the case. The case for the first date is usually to lie to each other, meaning to impress one another in hopes to either get a second and third date which then leads to having sex without the guilt. This is the bane of all first dates and the beginning of the courtship ritual.

Here’s my recommendation on the the perfect first date. Be your cheap ass self!