Ask a Minge

We’ve heard it all before, the saying that nice guys finish last, and when it comes to dating, it’s all the more pertinent.

There’s a time and place to be the nice guy, such as after you screw her brains out, but not during the courting process. Be the asshole you know you want to be. that’ll get you into her panties quickly. Now if she’s someone that you want more from, like an actual relationship, then be nice some of the times. Not all the time. It gets old really quickly. Because no matter how nice you are she still secretly wants that asshole to bang her brains out.

Go out. Give it a try. Be a total prick and see exactly how much ass you pull. I guarantee it will be more than if you were the nice guy.