Ask a Minge

There aren’t too many things in this world that I would go so far as to say it sucks balls, excluding exes of course. Among the few things that sucks balls, online dating has to rank as one of the worst offenders. But I still use it. Here are my reasons why it sucks balls.

1. fake profiles - yup, they’re out there. Sometimes it’s hard to spot, other times they stick out like a sore thumb. Quality of pictures tells you something
2. wink this - whats the point of winking or any of the other free missives like icebreakers? The only purpose it seems is to say hi, but what’s the point when neither party actually pays for the service? there should be an ala carte option where i can pay per message, just like in real life. If I want to talk to the chick at the bar, i say hi, and buy her a drink. I dont pay the bar a monthly fee so I can talk with the chicks. Know what i mean?
3. because i said so.
4. too many girls take glamour shots
5. reading user profiles, everyone wants the nice guy or church going gal. reality is that they want to fuck the hottest guy/gal that contacts them.
6. if you’re shy, your SOL.
7. finally..the fucking monthly fees!